Uh, last time I tried to take someone's room when they were gone I nearly died. [Clark had dogs. Territorial dogs.]

Just, well, uh - my friend doesn't live across the hall from me anymore.

There's this empty room here. On the fifth floor? [you know, down the hall from his future girl-- friend]I just -- if no one hears from me ( Read more... )

( Castiel )

( Kaikaina ONLY. DEFINITELY NOT DEXTER. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. )

( Dean Winchester )

Huh.

[scraping sounds of a knife across a toasted surface, careful of those crumbs]Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day. I just woke up... but it's the ten-thirty P-M part of the day, not the A-M ( Read more... )

Okay. What's the deal, Castle?

I didn't get paired off with any hot models unexpectedly showing up in my bed.

I mean, I already figure that this is like a TV show. Look around! There are attractive people everywhere! It's like that show with the plane crash. If you get on a plane and everyone is attractive with an interesting story? You get off ( Read more... )

[hear that giant intake of air? sounds like someone just startled themselves awake. Who did that? Chuck did that.]

Oh. Oh, God. [scrambles toward the desk, picking up the clock] What.. seven... AM or PM?? Someone quick!!

Is it seven AM or seven PM??

[more shuffling around...] It's still light out!! Dammit daylight savings!!

[scrambles to grab ( Read more... )

[They say it has the best lasagna this side of the city, but tonight the specialty might as well be changed to secrets and hostility. Families come here, from time to time, hoping to get away from the drama and stress of their daily lives. No one has to cook, there are no dishes to wash, and the food (when it's not being thrown across the ( Read more... )

[hey, what's that? Oh... it's only about five of those Virgin Mary statues breaking... CRASH!!]

Oh! Oh... crap. I mean, darn. [a beat] Is it bad to swear in front of broken Virg-[hold on... what is that... inside of the statue??]

Holy-[quick! a filter]

[People in the Castle]There was that chick? Asking, uh, asking about the statues ( Read more... )

[a hand slaps to the journal, fumbles against the pages and pushes the journal away until it hits the floor, his hand thwacking against the edge of the table]

Ow. [he rolls over and cracks his head against the headboard]

OW! [don't ask which direction he was sleeping] Ugh.

[shuffling feet, then they stop as he sees the stack of about 200 copies ( Read more... )